> ## Documentation Index > Fetch the complete documentation index at: https://docs.sociavault.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover all available pages before exploring further. # Post Comments > Get comments and post information from a Reddit post 💳 **1 credit** per request ## OpenAPI ````yaml GET /v1/scrape/reddit/post/comments openapi: 3.1.0 info: title: SociaVault API version: 1.0.0 description: >- # SociaVault API Documentation The SociaVault API provides comprehensive access to social media data extraction across multiple platforms. ## Features - **Multi-Platform Support**: TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, Threads, and more - **Credit-Based System**: Pay-as-you-go pricing with transparent credit costs - **High Performance**: Fast, reliable data extraction - **Comprehensive Data**: Detailed user profiles, videos, posts, comments, and analytics ## Authentication All API requests require authentication using an API key in the `X-API-Key` header: ```bash X-API-Key: sk_live_your_api_key_here ``` Get your API key from the [SociaVault Dashboard](https://sociavault.com/dashboard). ## Credits Each endpoint consumes credits based on data complexity: - Simple requests (profiles): 1 credit - Complex requests (demographics): 20+ credits - Paginated requests: Credits per page Check your credit balance in the dashboard or via the API. ## Support - **Documentation**: https://docs.sociavault.com - **Email**: support@sociavault.com - **Discord**: https://discord.gg/sociavault contact: name: SociaVault Support email: support@sociavault.com url: https://sociavault.com/support license: name: Commercial url: https://sociavault.com/terms servers: - url: https://api.sociavault.com description: Production API security: - ApiKeyAuth: [] tags: - name: account description: Account management and credit balance externalDocs: description: Learn more url: https://docs.sociavault.com/account - name: tiktok description: Scrape TikTok profiles, videos, and more externalDocs: description: Learn more url: https://docs.sociavault.com/platforms/tiktok - name: tiktok-shop description: Everything about TikTok Shop externalDocs: description: Learn more url: https://docs.sociavault.com/platforms/tiktok-shop - name: instagram description: Gets Instagram profiles, posts, and reels externalDocs: description: Learn more url: https://docs.sociavault.com/platforms/instagram - name: youtube description: Scrape YouTube channels, videos, and more externalDocs: description: Learn more url: https://docs.sociavault.com/platforms/youtube - name: linkedin description: Scrape LinkedIn externalDocs: description: Learn more url: https://docs.sociavault.com/platforms/linkedin - name: facebook description: Get public Facebook profiles and posts externalDocs: description: Learn more url: https://docs.sociavault.com/platforms/facebook - name: facebookAdLibrary description: Scrapes the Facebook (Meta) Ad Library externalDocs: description: Learn more url: https://docs.sociavault.com/platforms/facebookAdLibrary - name: facebookMarketplace description: Search Facebook Marketplace and pull full listing details externalDocs: description: Learn more url: https://docs.sociavault.com/platforms/facebookMarketplace - name: googleAdLibrary description: >- Scrape the Google Ad Transparency Library. *This only gets the public ads. Some ads you need to log in for and sadly we can't get those. Also, since there are so many variations, the return types might not all be 100% the same. externalDocs: description: Learn more url: https://docs.sociavault.com/platforms/googleAdLibrary - name: linkedinAdLibrary description: Search the LinkedIn Ad Library externalDocs: description: Learn more url: https://docs.sociavault.com/platforms/linkedinAdLibrary - name: twitter description: Get Twitter profiles, tweets, followers and more externalDocs: description: Learn more url: https://docs.sociavault.com/platforms/twitter - name: reddit description: Scrape Reddit posts and comments externalDocs: description: Learn more url: https://docs.sociavault.com/platforms/reddit - name: threads description: Get Threads posts externalDocs: description: Learn more url: https://docs.sociavault.com/platforms/threads - name: google description: Scrape Google search results externalDocs: description: Learn more url: https://docs.sociavault.com/platforms/google paths: /v1/scrape/reddit/post/comments: get: tags: - reddit summary: Post Comments description: Get comments and post information from a Reddit post operationId: reddit_Post_Comments parameters: - name: url in: query description: Reddit post URL required: true schema: type: string example: >- https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ - name: cursor in: query description: Cursor to get more comments, or replies. required: false schema: type: string example: ed1lvsa,ed3fnpq,ed25l2w - name: trim in: query description: Set to true for a trimmed down version of the response required: false schema: type: boolean example: false responses: '200': description: >- Successful response **Key Response Fields:** - `data.post.id`: Short Reddit ID of the post - `data.post.title`: Post title text - `data.post.author`: Reddit username of the original poster - `data.post.score`: Net upvote score of the post - `data.post.num_comments`: Total comment count - `data.comments[n].id`: Short ID of the comment - `data.comments[n].author`: Username of the commenter - `data.comments[n].body`: Plain text body of the comment - `data.comments[n].score`: Net upvote score of the comment - `data.comments[n].replies`: Nested reply tree with `items` and `more.cursor` for pagination - `data.more.cursor`: Comma-separated cursor IDs — pass as `cursor` param to load more top-level comments content: application/json: examples: full: summary: Full Response value: success: true data: success: true credits_charged: 1 post: id: ablzuq author: ShoddySubstance author_fullname: t2_2uhed5z4 subreddit: AskReddit title: >- People who haven't pooped in 2019 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit? selftext: null selftext_html: null downs: 0 name: t3_ablzuq upvote_ratio: 0.9056863893033181 ups: 221993 total_awards_received: 1 score: 221993 created: 1546376787 created_utc: 1546376787 created_at_iso: '2019-01-01T21:06:27.000Z' num_comments: 7897 url: >- https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ permalink: >- /r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ subreddit_subscribers: null is_video: false archived: true locked: false over_18: false spoiler: false comments: '0': url: >- https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/comment/ed1emmi/ created_utc: 1546379793 created_at_iso: '2019-01-01T21:56:33.000Z' id: ed1emmi author: abksploder author_fullname: null body: >- Bold of you to assume I'm going to take a shit this year. body_html: |2-

Bold of you to assume I'm going to take a shit this year.

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bottling it up is not healthy!

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It's all I have

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I’m letting go right now as I type.

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Good, time to take that 2019 air in

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"Fuck you, I won't poo when you tell me"

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I do what I want, buddy.

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i’m constipated

Edit: Free Bobby Shmurda

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Waiting for the Apple Store to open

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My therapist says it’s because I have a hard time letting things go

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I'll hold your hand to help you out

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IT WON'T COME OUT. I need help :(

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...huh.. i just realized i haven't pooped today.

Edit: obligatory thanks for the gold n' sliver. And my most upvoted comment is about poopin' #hashtag!!1! blessed

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make a pot a coffee and give it 10 minutes

edit thanks for the gold!

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I was actually sitting on the toilet at midnight. New year, same shit.

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I have trust issues

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we can try and help relieve at least one issue

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I’ve poop twice since 2019 started, take that 2018! Your shit can’t hold me back any longer!

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I don't poop at work

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It won't let go of ME!

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So I open up Reddit as I'm taking my 1st 2019 shit. Nice

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The past haunts me no matter how hard i push.

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I just unloaded ALL of last years shit.

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There's no TP.

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bottling it up is not healthy!

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Good, time to take that 2019 air in

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I'll hold your hand to help you out

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make a pot a coffee and give it 10 minutes

edit thanks for the gold!

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we can try and help relieve at least one issue

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Your shit can’t hold me back any longer! collapsed: false name: t1_ed1i2l9 created_utc: 1546382607 created_at_iso: '2019-01-01T22:43:27.000Z' parent_id: t3_ablzuq url: >- https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/comment/ed1i2l9/ replies: items: {} more: has_more: true cursor: >- eyJ0eXBlIjoic2hyZWRkaXRfbW9yZV9jb21tZW50cyIsInNyYyI6Ii9zdmMvc2hyZWRkaXQvbW9yZS1jb21tZW50cy9Bc2tSZWRkaXQvdDNfYWJsenVxP3NvcnQ9Q09ORklERU5DRSZzdGFydGluZ0RlcHRoPTEmY29tbWVudFBhcmVudFBvc2l0aW9ucz0xMiIsImN1cnNvciI6IlkyOXRiV1Z1ZEhSeVpXVTZOakE0TlRnelptTXNPam94T21ReE9uUXhYMlZrTVdreWJEaz0iLCJzdWJyZWRkaXQiOiJBc2tSZWRkaXQiLCJwb3N0SWQiOiJhYmx6dXEiLCJwYXJlbnRUaGluZ0lkIjoidDFfZWQxaTJsOSJ9 ups: 373 downs: 0 score: 373 '13': id: ed1cbou author: DGiovanni author_fullname: null body: I don't poop at work collapsed: false name: t1_ed1cbou created_utc: 1546378038 created_at_iso: '2019-01-01T21:27:18.000Z' parent_id: t3_ablzuq url: >- https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/comment/ed1cbou/ replies: items: {} more: has_more: true cursor: >- eyJ0eXBlIjoic2hyZWRkaXRfbW9yZV9jb21tZW50cyIsInNyYyI6Ii9zdmMvc2hyZWRkaXQvbW9yZS1jb21tZW50cy9Bc2tSZWRkaXQvdDNfYWJsenVxP3NvcnQ9Q09ORklERU5DRSZzdGFydGluZ0RlcHRoPTEmY29tbWVudFBhcmVudFBvc2l0aW9ucz0xMyIsImN1cnNvciI6IlkyOXRiV1Z1ZEhSeVpXVTZNVGRsT0ROa1pEY3NPam94T21ReE9uUXhYMlZrTVdOaWIzVT0iLCJzdWJyZWRkaXQiOiJBc2tSZWRkaXQiLCJwb3N0SWQiOiJhYmx6dXEiLCJwYXJlbnRUaGluZ0lkIjoidDFfZWQxY2JvdSJ9 ups: 228 downs: 0 score: 228 '14': id: ed1i9jb author: The_Goondocks author_fullname: null body: It won't let go of ME! collapsed: false name: t1_ed1i9jb created_utc: 1546382767 created_at_iso: '2019-01-01T22:46:07.000Z' parent_id: t3_ablzuq url: >- https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/comment/ed1i9jb/ replies: items: {} more: has_more: true cursor: >- eyJ0eXBlIjoic2hyZWRkaXRfbW9yZV9jb21tZW50cyIsInNyYyI6Ii9zdmMvc2hyZWRkaXQvbW9yZS1jb21tZW50cy9Bc2tSZWRkaXQvdDNfYWJsenVxP3NvcnQ9Q09ORklERU5DRSZzdGFydGluZ0RlcHRoPTEmY29tbWVudFBhcmVudFBvc2l0aW9ucz0xNCIsImN1cnNvciI6IlkyOXRiV1Z1ZEhSeVpXVTZOekUyT1dRMU1EY3NPam94T21ReE9uUXhYMlZrTVdrNWFtST0iLCJzdWJyZWRkaXQiOiJBc2tSZWRkaXQiLCJwb3N0SWQiOiJhYmx6dXEiLCJwYXJlbnRUaGluZ0lkIjoidDFfZWQxaTlqYiJ9 ups: 30 downs: 0 score: 30 '15': id: ed1jhoi author: wycian author_fullname: null body: >- So I open up Reddit as I'm taking my 1st 2019 shit. 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